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rodm850g 08-12-2015 11:24 PM

A new funny
This one is courteous of an old friend Fred......

This drop-dead gorgeous woman one day walks into a doctors office, and the doctor is bowled over by how stunning she is. All his professionalism goes right out the window...
He tells her to take off her pants, she does, and he starts rubbing her thighs. "Do you know what I'm doing?" asks the doctor.
"Yes, checking for abnormalities." she replies.
He tells her to take off her shirt and bra, so she takes them off. The doctor begins rubbing her breasts and asks, "Do you know what I am doing now?".
She replies, "Yes, checking for cancer."
Finally, he tells her to take off her panties, lays her on the table, gets on top of her, and starts having sex with her.
He says to her, "Do you know what I am doing now?"
She replies, "Yes, getting herpes - that's why I'm here!"

:newrofl: :newrofl: :newrofl: :crazyass:

mollycbr123 08-13-2015 10:53 PM

Re: A new funny
This is a beautiful story. It should be shared with everyone.

Once upon a time a guy asked a beautiful girl, "Will you marry me?"
The girl said, "No!"
And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles, and went fishing and hunting, and played golf a lot, and drank beer and scotch.
He had tons of money in the bank, and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.


mollycbr123 08-13-2015 11:15 PM

Re:got another one. MC content
A cowboy, a Hollywood stuntman, and a long distance motorcyclist were sitting around a campfire one evening, when the conversation turned to which one of them was the toughest.

"I can rope, wrestle, and brand longhorn cattle singlehanded," the cowboy starts out. I can ride a huge bull until it gives up in exhaustion. I'm definitely the toughest." He looks over at the Hollywood stuntman who says, "I can fall from a six story building, fight a dozen bad guys, and crash cars all day long without getting hurt. I'm the toughest." Then they both look across the campfire at the long distance motorcyclist, who has been strangely silent. He says nothing, just sits there slowly stirring the coals with his penis.

DonST 08-14-2015 12:33 PM

Re: A new funny

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