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Old 08-13-2015, 11:15 PM
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A cowboy, a Hollywood stuntman, and a long distance motorcyclist were sitting around a campfire one evening, when the conversation turned to which one of them was the toughest.

"I can rope, wrestle, and brand longhorn cattle singlehanded," the cowboy starts out. I can ride a huge bull until it gives up in exhaustion. I'm definitely the toughest." He looks over at the Hollywood stuntman who says, "I can fall from a six story building, fight a dozen bad guys, and crash cars all day long without getting hurt. I'm the toughest." Then they both look across the campfire at the long distance motorcyclist, who has been strangely silent. He says nothing, just sits there slowly stirring the coals with his penis.
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