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Missing wife report
A husband went to the sheriff's department to report that his wife was missing:
Husband : - My wife is missing. She went shopping yesterday and has not come home.
Sergeant : - What is her height?
Husband: - Gee, Iím not sure. A little over five feet tall.
Sergeant : - Weight?
Husband: - Don't know. Not slim, not really fat.
Sergeant : - Color of eyes?
Husband : - Never noticed.
Sergeant : - Color of hair?
Husband : - Changes a couple times a year . .. . maybe dark brown.
Sergeant : - What was she wearing?
Husband: - Could have been a skirt or shorts. I donít remember exactly.
Sergeant : - What kind of car did she go in?
Husband : - She went in my truck.
Sergeant : - What kind of truck was it?
- A 2014 Ford F150 King Ranch 4 X4 with Eco-boost 5.0L V8 engine special ordered with manual transmission. It has a custom matching white cover for the bed. Custom leather seats, DVD with Navigation, 21 channel CB radio, 6 cup holders, 4 power outlets, custom floor mats, trailering package with gold hitch. Put on special alloy wheels and off road Michelin's. My wife put a small scratch on the driver's door.
At this point the husband started tearing up.
Sergeant: - Don't worry .......Weíll find your truck
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